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sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

tatterdemalionamberite:

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

Apparently today is the day of blogging things for the benefit of tumblr user runan.

Why Zoro Ships can’t work

yonkoshanks:

askcaptaintashigi:

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Zoro is too much of a Sass King

(if someone doesn’t get it, it’s a reference to Disney’s Kuzco. I’m probably gonna make an animation out of it soon)

HAhahahaha omfg I snorted I’m so tired I should go to bed.

glowinthedarkgirlfriend:

8bit-ace:

chell’s only co-workers have been homicidal robots and she’s about had it

The most beautiful crossover.

By the end of the second day you play as chell trying to find all those cowardly animatronics that are now all huddled in one of the closets, trying to get the fuck away from her.

amewesing:

This is so important

thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

nokturnal:

katiegeeks:

blasfemme:

fuck-me-barnes:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

PLANT A TREE FOR GROOT
THIS MAN I JUST

If you don’t think Vin Diesel is a gift, I don’t know if we can be friends.

HE CHALLENGED VLADAMIR PUTIN.

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Tibetan Monks living in exile in India flew to Ferguson to show support for Mike Brown and community.

zoewashburne:

What were your inspirations, especially since [Tauriel] is a completely created character; what brought you to bring that power because there were a lot of ways you could have played that role that would have been along the lines of what we usually see for a girl in an action movie where she’s not in the adventure, she’s the prize…?